Yes, it’s true that I’ve said “poop” more times in the last 8 months than I’ve said in my previous 25 years of life – or some form of it: poo, stinkies, poopoo, stinky butt, doodoo, or if I’m feeling really crazy it’s “did stinky butt go poopoodooooodiddly doodoo?”
The same is true for farts. Toots, tootoos, poot, pooty, stinky… and it’s no wonder children grow up to think poop and farts are silly – every time I hear one of them come from my tiny lil boy, I get a huge smile (ya, who would have thought?!) and say, “what did you just do??!!!” with such enthusiasm you’d think he just cured cancer or landed on the moon. Sometimes I clap and laugh, or even say GOOD JOB!
Now? Mother f*#king $h*t. It seems like I use a swear word in nearly every sentence. Having a baby tests your patience like you wouldn’t believe… some days I think “hell yea I totally ROCK this patience thing.” Other days I’m like “get me the EFF out of here, Ryan is going out the window and the next person I see is getting punched in the effing face.” Replace any nice terms with more vulgar ones.
Just about everything is now extreme enough to deserve an expletive. Phone rings and it’s on the other side of the room: ^&$*. We’re out of ice?! *&^$. Ohhh, #%^* I just dropped my notebook. %^& #$%*, I just missed the green light. WHAT THE #%^@ is this dirty dish doing on the @$#%&* counter?! and WHY are these clothes still in the ^%$@ dryer?! The house is a &*# mess. We don’t have any *&$ ice cream and my @#&(* boobs hurt from nursing all night long.
Delegates Hang Tough On Tax Brackets [Correction 12/5/07]
The Washington Post November 15, 2007 | Philip Rucker; Ovetta Wiggins — Washington Post Staff Writers Montgomery County legislators were holdouts on two major tax bills that passed the House of Delegates early Sunday, measures that would raise $1.4 billion a year to close a budget shortfall and fund transportation and health-care initiatives.
The delegates, all Democrats, were concerned about the plan to overhaul state income tax brackets. Most Montgomery residents would pay lower income taxes under the legislation. But leaders of the delegation worried about the plan’s effects on high-income earners, whose tax rates would be raised, and the consequences for the county’s economic development interests.
Opposition from one of the Democratic-controlled legislature’s most loyal block of lawmakers threw the tax plan into a tailspin over the weekend. The 24-member Montgomery delegation was divided over how to leverage votes on the tax legislation, members said.
Del. Sheila E. Hixson (D-Montgomery), who opposed the strategy to leverage votes, said some members were pushing for dedicated funding for education and transportation projects — key priorities in Montgomery — and others said the income tax proposal would be too onerous on the county.
“We’re sticking to our guns,” said Del. Ana Sol Gutierrez (D– Montgomery).
Most Marylanders pay the same personal income tax rate of 4.75 percent. Gov. Martin O’Malley (D) proposed adding two higher-income brackets of 6 and 6.5 percent. A legislative analysis estimated that 5.2 percent of Montgomery residents would pay more under his plan. website 2012 tax brackets
But in a nod to Montgomery, home to more high-income earners than any other Maryland jurisdiction, the Senate rolled back the top rates to 5 and 5.5 percent.
The alternative passed by the House would add three brackets of 5.25, 5.5 and 5.75 percent. The plan would also expand the personal exemption available to most filers. House Speaker Michael E. Busch (D-Anne Arundel) said about 7 percent of filers statewide would pay more than they do now.
But Del. Luiz R.S. Simmons (D-Montgomery) said he was troubled that Montgomery was “not getting any comparable tangible benefit” for its votes in support of the tax plan.
Further, some of the lawmakers voiced concern that amid a structural budget deficit, O’Malley and many lawmakers are proposing income tax cuts for the state’s lower– and middle-income residents.
“We came up here to close a huge budget gap, and as part of that process we hear that 95 percent of the state’s residents are going to get a tax cut?” asked Del. Benjamin F. Kramer (D-Montgomery). “There’s something about that that just doesn’t jive.” With Busch and the House leadership unable to tally enough votes to bring the bill to the floor, O’Malley met with the Montgomery delegation to discuss their concerns.
“He showed a lot of humility,” said Del. Herman L. Taylor Jr. (D– Montgomery). “He made his pitch to make sure we got around his plan.” In discussing the protest of Montgomery delegates, the House Ways and Means Committee came up with an alternate bill that cut transportation funding. But the county’s lawmakers liked the alternative even less, since funding for roads and mass transit is a top priority in Montgomery.
Ultimately, after negotiations that stretched into the early morning hours, 19 Montgomery delegates voted in favor of the income tax proposal. Four delegates, including Delegation Chairman Brian J. Feldman (D-Montgomery), voted against the proposal. One delegate was absent. this web site 2012 tax brackets
Incumbent U.S. Rep. Albert R. Wynn came out swinging last week in the first debate of the campaign season for his Maryland congressional seat, leveling a new charge at his leading Democratic challenger, Fort Washington lawyer Donna F. Edwards.
Wynn told the Silver Spring crowd that the charitable foundation that Edwards heads as executive director has invested in government contractor boogeyman Halliburton, as well as several of the companies whose donations to him she has criticized. As a nonprofit group, the Arca Foundation, which distributes grants to progressive and other causes, is required to publicly disclose its investments.
Wynn indicated that Arca has invested more than $150,000 in Halliburton, more than $740,000 in Exxon, and also has put money into telecommunications companies.
Edwards has been critical of Wynn for accepting campaign contributions from corporate interests, including cable, phone, gas and oil companies.
Edwards, who has taken a leave of absence from the Arca Foundation to run for office, responded that as a staffer for the group, she has no control over its investments.
“I’m an employee — give me a break,” she responded at the debate.
Arca board member Margery Tabankin, who is supporting Edwards, said the foundation’s endowment is invested by the Mercantile Bank, whose managers make stock picks and report performance to the board. The board does not typically intervene in the process, Tabankin said, and, as executive director, Edwards has “zero” control over investments.
But Wynn dismissed that argument in an interview, noting Edwards’s position with the group. “She’s not an assistant something or other,” he said.
“She says she’s proud to be at the helm of the group — those are her words,” he said. “If you’re at the helm, you can’t start saying you’re an employee.” The two are likely to continue clashing as the Feb. 12 primary approaches. Edwards’s campaign has received a lot of attention by liberal bloggers and others who believe Wynn is too far right for his overwhelmingly Democratic district and who were impressed with her surprisingly close run against Wynn in 2006.
Meanwhile, the other three candidates in the race are trying to get noticed.
George E. McDermott of Forest Heights promised voters he would clean up corruption in the court system. And the race’s most recent entrant, Jason Jennings, an environmental engineer from Montgomery County, said he alone would speak honestly with voters. Alone among the candidates, he told the debate audience that he did not believe U.S. troops can be withdrawn immediately from Iraq — arguing that to do so would leave chaos behind. The Silver Spring resident said his position was emblematic of his willingness to level with voters.
Thursday’s debate at Montgomery Blair High School was sponsored by the Greater Silver Spring Democratic Club. Staff writer John Wagner contributed to this report.
Philip Rucker; Ovetta Wiggins — Washington Post Staff Writers
As much as I wish all of us mom’s had the best patience, it’s nice to hear that I’m not the only one dropping the f-bomb and losing my s#@t.
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Yeah I totally rock the F-Bomb. Seriously. I have started to make more of an effort to NOT use it but I can’t help it. Either I’m super nice or in super bitch mode. There doesn’t seem to be an in between… ask my friend J.D. what my catch phrase is “Stupid cunt whore bitch!” Anger issues? Not me!
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babydickey Reply:
September 6th, 2010 at 10:34 pm
hahaha
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This post had me cracking up and I am the same way.
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Before being a mother I like the ever hated C word. But can’t say that anymore. My replacement word is F and S – t
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babydickey Reply:
September 6th, 2010 at 10:38 pm
well good for you for actually being able to stop saying the C word! i don’t like that word, but am finding it so hard to stop saying anything else!
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yeah i totally say the F word way to mych and the D word. I need to curve it. My youngest son says damn it which is not good for a little one to say so i should really watch my language around him.
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excuse me that isnt my little on that says damn it he says what the hell my oldest said damn it. lol to much to keep up with.
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babydickey Reply:
September 6th, 2010 at 10:38 pm
haha. what the hell! oh ryan will surely pick up that one as well. my “swear words” used to be heck and crap. too bad things have changed!
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My husband and I both swear like sailors. Our son will be 6 months next week and I’ve decided that we need to start breaking the habit now to give us some time to get used to not swearing before he learns to talk. Starting next week, every time one of us swears in front of him, we have to give the other one a dollar.
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I am so with you on this one! My little one is 8 months old and has started saying little things like “mama”, “dada” and “baba”, so I know I need to work on this habit, but when you’re home with a baby (or several) and they blow raspberries at breakfast and launch peaches into your freshly washed hair and clothes, is there any more appropriate phrase than “son of a b#$@%!”???
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babydickey Reply:
September 6th, 2010 at 10:26 pm
that is the PERFECT phrase!
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I’m slightly concerned that one of my daughter’s first words will be “vajayjay”.
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babydickey Reply:
September 6th, 2010 at 10:17 pm
hahaha, that’d be one talented little girl!
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I curse WAY too much and I’m constantly trying not too but you know how well that’s been going. I can’t even stop cursing in emails etc lol. I HATE the C word so I would NEVER say that! But I really like the eff word!
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babydickey Reply:
September 6th, 2010 at 10:19 pm
I hate the C word too!
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It is sooooo nice to hear an honest mother willing to not only admit, but blog about her “vocabulary”. I used to try and try to watch my language, but try as I might, I couldn’t break myself. Then I decided I would just have to teach my kids that there is a time and a place (and an age) to use those words and a 4 year old in the grocery store is not it.
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babydickey Reply:
September 6th, 2010 at 10:22 pm
Yea good call, may be easier to teach Ryan when/how to use those words rather than make myself stop! I mean, I’m sure he’ll pick them up at some point, from someone — if not me!
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I swear all the time too. I never used to as a teenager, and I try not to now but they just fit in so well with nearly every sentence! It is hard to keep it off my blog! I made two separate blogs so I could have a family friendly and an adults only, but I wish I could have found the happy medium so that I wouldn’t have to watch what I type and edit every f&cking post! My favorite? I like calling my husband a dickhole, or an ass hat.
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babydickey Reply:
September 6th, 2010 at 10:20 pm
hahaha I like those! oo husband nicknames, that could a whole separate post! lol
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Missy Reply:
September 6th, 2010 at 10:26 pm
haha! Definitely. I use these nicknames very lovingly of course. Oddly enough when I am actually mad at him I usually only use Jerk!
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babydickey Reply:
September 6th, 2010 at 10:42 pm
hmmm looks like I need to change some font colors of 3rd level replies! As soon as I figure out how.…
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Haha! Me too. I always have cursed when under lots of stress.… so basically I’ve turned into a sailor. Same thing, too, any little thing sets me off cursing and wanting to HULK SMASH everything in my house. It scares my husband!
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I actually used to cuss more before I had my son. I toned it down a lot while I was pregnant but now I’m starting up again, not as bad as before though lol
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This post made my @#$%^&* day!!! Soooo hilarious! THANKS!
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