Jokes « Baby Dickey

Feelin' Good

I get the email updates from Parents Connect and I just had to share with you what the intro to the email today said:

Look at you! Ditching the yoga pants for jeans. Showering almost every day. And finally able to touch your boobs and wipe without wincing. Next thing you know you’ll be wearing makeup, cleaning the house […]

Pre- and Post-Baby Brain Images

I’ve been thinking about this for awhile… I wrote a post on my Baby Brain and was told it’s called Momnesia… I love that term, it’s perfect! I seriously can’t remember anything anymore, including how to spell. Yesterday I went to get my bowl from the microwave and opened the pantry door instead. More than once I’ve tried to put […]

Wordless Wednesday: The Real Answer

Let's Pretend!

This was in my weekly email from babycenter.com and it made me laugh:

Let’s Pretend.…

• At your baby shower, pretend you understand how the diaper disposal system works. • When installing your car seat, pretend your partner doesn’t seem like an extra from The Planet of the Apes. • Pretend it was the dog who farted. • Pretend that onion rings are […]

Trying to conceive? Here's what you'll be trading.

This recently came in an email from babycenter.com .… sooo true and hilarious.

If only you’d known you were going to trade… • Monthly PMS for nine months of weeping • Lacy thongs for cotton tents • Sex for gas • Zinfandel for Ovaltine • Birth control for laxatives • Going to the gym for getting up to pee • Your waist for […]